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PRETTY'N PINK KITTY Vajayjay Intimate Lightening Serum

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PRETTY'N PINK KITTY Vajayjay Intimate Lightening Serum

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Waxing or Laser recommended.  No shaving.  Cleanse vaginal region with Muffin’N Caboose Wash’N Polish.  Apply 1-2 pumps of serum to pigmented skin of exterior vaginal area 1-2x\/day.  Allow to absorb before putting on knickers.  Results are progressive over 6-8 weeks.  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lightens your Kitty to a purrrfect shade!\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eMeeoww!\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003ePretty’n Pink Kitty is safe \u0026amp; Hydroquinone free.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eFeel prettier downstairs \u0026amp; give your “Mrs.” a Coochie makeover with pinker Lady Petals!\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eYay!\u003cspan\u003e  (Volume: 2 fl oz)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Begin Accordion Snippet --\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\n.so-tab {\n    position: relative;\n    width: 100%;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    margin: 25px 0;\n  }\n  .so-tab label {\n    position: relative;\n    display: block;\n    padding: 0 25px 0 0;\n    margin-bottom: 15px;\n    line-height: normal;\n    cursor: pointer;\n    text-decoration: underline;\n  }\n  .so-tab input {\n    position: absolute;\n    opacity: 0;\n    z-index: -1;\n  }\n  .so-tab-content {\n    max-height: 0;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    transition: max-height .35s;\n  }\n  \/* :checked *\/\n  .so-tab input:checked ~ .so-tab-content {\n    max-height: none;\n  }\n  \/* Icon *\/\n  .so-tab label::after {\n    position: absolute;\n    right: 0;\n    top: 0;\n    display: block;\n    -webkit-transition: all .35s;\n    -o-transition: all .35s;\n    transition: all .35s;\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=checkbox] + label::after {\n    content: \"+\";\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=radio] + label::after {\n    content: \"\\25BC\";\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=checkbox]:checked + label::after {\n    transform: rotate(315deg);\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=radio]:checked + label::after {\n    transform: rotateX(180deg);\n  }\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMORE INFO\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-accordion-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab\"\u003e\n\u003cinput name=\"tabs\" type=\"checkbox\" id=\"so-tab-1\"\u003e \u003clabel for=\"so-tab-1\"\u003eDIRECTIONS\u003c\/label\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRemove hair for proper product absorption.  Waxing or Laser recommended.  No shaving.  Cleanse vaginal region with Muffin’N Caboose Wash’N Polish.  Apply 1-2 pumps of serum to pigmented skin of exterior vaginal area 1-2x\/day.  Allow to absorb before putting on knickers.  Results are progressive over 6-8 weeks.  Use until desired lightening appears. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab\"\u003e\n\u003cinput name=\"tabs\" type=\"checkbox\" id=\"so-tab-2\"\u003e \u003clabel for=\"so-tab-2\"\u003eINGREDIENTS\u003c\/label\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAloe Vera Distillate, Kojic Acid, Undecylenoyl Phenylalanine, Ellagic Acid, Isoflavone, Piperlongumine, Pearl Powder, White Willow Bark, Azelaic Hyaluronate, Niacinamide, Alpha Arbutin, Xanthan Gum, Green Apple Stem Cells, Salicylic Acid, Lactic Acid, Methyl Sulphonylmethane, Licorice Root Extract, Aspen Bark Extract, Sunflower Oil, Vegetable Glycerin, Retinoic Acid, Propylene Glycol, Capryl Glycol, Fragrance. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab\"\u003e\n\u003cinput name=\"tabs\" type=\"checkbox\" id=\"so-tab-3\"\u003e \u003clabel for=\"so-tab-3\"\u003eWARNING\u003c\/label\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eResults vary depending on pigmentation present, hormones \u0026amp; genetics.  Reapply after using restroom.  Do not use on broken skin or after shaving.  Waxing\/Laser is recommended PRIOR to product usage but not during usage.  Do not expose treated area to UV rays, tanning beds or sun.  Use SPF.  Store in cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. Consult physician for existing medical conditions or general concerns.  Use ONLY on external vaginal area \u0026amp; NOT anywhere else.  Avoid contact with anus, eyes, mouth, nose, ears, vulva \u0026amp; other body area(s) not intended for usage.  If irritation becomes severe or persistent, discontinue use \u0026amp; consult a physician.  Side effects may include stinging \u0026amp;\/or skin lightly peeling.  Allergy spot test before use.  Do not use if you are pregnant or nursing.  Adult use only.  Keep away from children.  Keep lid tightly closed on bottle. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e"}

UNDERCARRIAGE GLOW Brightening'N Anti-Bumps Body Cream

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UNDERCARRIAGE GLOW Brightening'N Anti-Bumps Body Cream

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Cleanse \u0026amp; exfoliate  the skin with Muffin’N Caboose Wash’N Polish; treat bumps with Undercarriage Bump Buster; apply Your Mrs. De-Bumper; \u0026amp; lastly apply Undercarriage Glow throughout the body.  Massage into skin, focusing on any Hyperpigmented or blemished areas, until fully absorbed.  Use in the evening before bedtime.  Do not sun bathe or tan while using this cream, as Hyperpigmentation may worsen \u0026amp; skin may be sensitive to sunlight.  Apply a broad spectrum 30 SPF daily, throughout the body to avoid sunburn.  Allow to fully absorb before dressing.  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brightening body cream diminishes Hyperpigmentation, spots \u0026amp; mild scarring.  Its anti-bacterial \u0026amp; anti-acne active ingredients also make war against hideous bumps, blemishes, folliculitis \u0026amp; ingrown hairs associated with hair removal procedures (Laser, waxing, sugaring, threading, tweezing, Electrolysis).  Leaves skin softer, smoother \u0026amp; clearer than ever before!  Superficial, dead layers of skin that entrap ingrown hairs \u0026amp; harbor bacteria are gently exfoliated.  Brighter, fresher, new skin, with a sexy glow is revealed.  Smooth, clear skin is “the new black” \u0026amp; always in fashion.  See how your skin is transformed from head to your tootsies within weeks!  Amazing for Keratosis Pilaris (the ‘lil red buggers on the back of your arms), Eczema \u0026amp; body Acne.  Perfect for extra dry areas like elbows, knees \u0026amp; heels.  (Net Weight: 4oz)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Begin Accordion Snippet --\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\n.so-tab {\n    position: relative;\n    width: 100%;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    margin: 25px 0;\n  }\n  .so-tab label {\n    position: relative;\n    display: block;\n    padding: 0 25px 0 0;\n    margin-bottom: 15px;\n    line-height: normal;\n    cursor: pointer;\n    text-decoration: underline;\n  }\n  .so-tab input {\n    position: absolute;\n    opacity: 0;\n    z-index: -1;\n  }\n  .so-tab-content {\n    max-height: 0;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    transition: max-height .35s;\n  }\n  \/* :checked *\/\n  .so-tab input:checked ~ .so-tab-content {\n    max-height: none;\n  }\n  \/* Icon *\/\n  .so-tab label::after {\n    position: absolute;\n    right: 0;\n    top: 0;\n    display: block;\n    -webkit-transition: all .35s;\n    -o-transition: all .35s;\n    transition: all .35s;\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=checkbox] + label::after {\n    content: \"+\";\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=radio] + label::after {\n    content: \"\\25BC\";\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=checkbox]:checked + label::after {\n    transform: rotate(315deg);\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=radio]:checked + label::after {\n    transform: rotateX(180deg);\n  }\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMORE INFO\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-accordion-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab\"\u003e\n\u003cinput name=\"tabs\" type=\"checkbox\" id=\"so-tab-1\"\u003e \u003clabel for=\"so-tab-1\"\u003eDIRECTIONS\u003c\/label\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBegin using 48-72 hours post hair removal.  Cleanse \u0026amp; exfoliate  the skin with Muffin’N Caboose Wash’N Polish; treat bumps with Undercarriage Bump Buster; apply Your Mrs. De-Bumper; \u0026amp; lastly apply Undercarriage Glow throughout the body.  Massage into skin, focusing on any Hyperpigmented or blemished areas, until fully absorbed.  Use in the evening before bedtime.  Do not sun bathe or tan while using this cream, as Hyperpigmentation may worsen \u0026amp; skin may be sensitive to sunlight.  Apply a broad spectrum 30 SPF daily, throughout the body to avoid sunburn.  Allow to fully absorb before dressing.  DO NOT USE ON INTIMATE AREAS! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab\"\u003e\n\u003cinput name=\"tabs\" type=\"checkbox\" id=\"so-tab-2\"\u003e \u003clabel for=\"so-tab-2\"\u003eINGREDIENTS\u003c\/label\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAloe Vera Distillate, Kojic Acid, Mandelic Acid, White Willow Bark, Azelaic Hyaluronate, Niacinamide, Alpha Arbutin, Sodium Polyacrylate Co-polymer, Salicylic Acid, Lactic Acid, Methyl Sulphonylmethane, Licorice Root Extract, Aspen Bark Extract, Sunflower Oil, Vegetable Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, Sorbic Acid, Capryl Glycol, Fragrance. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab\"\u003e\n\u003cinput name=\"tabs\" type=\"checkbox\" id=\"so-tab-3\"\u003e \u003clabel for=\"so-tab-3\"\u003eWARNING\u003c\/label\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eResults will vary depending on degree of pigmentation present, hormones \u0026amp; genetics.  Do not expose treated area to UV rays, tanning beds or sun bathe.  Do not use on broken\/open skin or immediately after hair removal.  Hair removal is recommended for proper product absorption.  Please consult with physician if there are existing medical conditions or have general concerns.  For external use only.  Avoid any contact with vulva, anus, eyes, mouth, nose, ears \u0026amp; other skin\/body area not intended for usage.  If skin irritation becomes severe discontinue use \u0026amp; consult a physician.  Side effects may include slight burning\/stingy, itchiness, mild skin peeling.  Allergy spot test before use for 24-48 hours.  Do not use if allergic to aspirin or Salicylic Acid.  Do not use if you are pregnant or nursing.  For adult use only.  Keep out of reach of children.  Store in cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.  Keep lid tightly closed on bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e"}

PINKER PUCKER Anal Lightening Cream

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PINKER PUCKER Anal Lightening Cream

{"id":6597072289888,"title":"PINKER PUCKER Anal Lightening Cream","handle":"pinker-pucker-anal-lightening-cream-new","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the world of Pinker Pucker where the desire for a pinker Starfish is no longer only for porn stars, strippers, kinky lovers or for those where the weird-train stops.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eThere’s no shortage of reasons to lighten \u0026amp; rejuvenate the anus.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003ePerhaps you’ve realized the need to spice things up in the bedroom \u0026amp; give your “luvah” a starry-eyed impression.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eAt your last visit to the doc, you overheard the snickering comparison of your posterior Hershey Highway to the Milky Way’s, Black Hole.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eThe passage of time, birthing a few bambinos \u0026amp; an umpteen consumption of beans, chili, coffee \u0026amp; vino have all been the demise of your Leather Donut, falling prey to the indelible stains of Brown Syndrome.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eSay, “Au revoir” to your embarrassing, Eye of the Storm.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eImprove your Sphincter Spectrum \u0026amp; delight in matching your spiffy new Bungholio to a shade of Cotton Candy Pink, at the paint aisle, of the home improvement shop.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eThis Hydroquinone-free formula is excellent news for your Ruched Canyon, since Hydroquinone’s been linked to Cancer \u0026amp; Ochronosis, a skin-thickening condition characterized by blue-black discoloration.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e(Cue:\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e“Don’t make my brown eye blue!”\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eSad face.)\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eFall in love with your new \u0026amp; improved Winkadoodle!\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eLet’s bleach some Bung, shall we?  (Net Weight: 2 oz)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Begin Accordion Snippet --\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\n.so-tab {\n    position: relative;\n    width: 100%;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    margin: 25px 0;\n  }\n  .so-tab label {\n    position: relative;\n    display: block;\n    padding: 0 25px 0 0;\n    margin-bottom: 15px;\n    line-height: normal;\n    cursor: pointer;\n    text-decoration: underline;\n  }\n  .so-tab input {\n    position: absolute;\n    opacity: 0;\n    z-index: -1;\n  }\n  .so-tab-content {\n    max-height: 0;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    transition: max-height .35s;\n  }\n  \/* :checked *\/\n  .so-tab input:checked ~ .so-tab-content {\n    max-height: none;\n  }\n  \/* Icon *\/\n  .so-tab label::after {\n    position: absolute;\n    right: 0;\n    top: 0;\n    display: block;\n    -webkit-transition: all .35s;\n    -o-transition: all .35s;\n    transition: all .35s;\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=checkbox] + label::after {\n    content: \"+\";\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=radio] + label::after {\n    content: \"\\25BC\";\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=checkbox]:checked + label::after {\n    transform: rotate(315deg);\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=radio]:checked + label::after {\n    transform: rotateX(180deg);\n  }\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMORE INFO\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-accordion-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab\"\u003e\n\u003cinput id=\"so-tab-1\" type=\"checkbox\" name=\"tabs\"\u003e \u003clabel for=\"so-tab-1\"\u003eDIRECTIONS\u003c\/label\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRemove hair for product absorption. 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Adult use only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","published_at":"2022-02-18T00:19:01-08:00","created_at":"2022-02-18T00:19:00-08:00","vendor":"Your Undercarriage","type":"Body Treatment","tags":["#all skin types","#alpha arbutin","#anal bleaching","#Aspen Bark Extract","#body lightening","#butt","#clear skin","#derriere","#derriere bleaching","#electrolysis","#hyperpigmentation","#intimate bleaching","#laser hair removal","#laser hair remover","#pink skin","#privates bleaching","#privates lightening","#pubic bone","#scarring","#scrotum","#skin lightening","#smooth skin","#spot treatment","#sugaring","#waxing"],"price":6700,"price_min":6700,"price_max":6700,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":39446360522848,"title":"2 oz","option1":"2 oz","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":{"id":28532969275488,"product_id":6597072289888,"position":1,"created_at":"2022-02-18T00:19:00-08:00","updated_at":"2022-02-18T00:19:02-08:00","alt":null,"width":1000,"height":1000,"src":"\/\/yourundercarriage.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/YUPinkerPucker_11_13_20_copy.jpg?v=1645172342","variant_ids":[39446360522848]},"available":true,"name":"PINKER PUCKER Anal Lightening Cream - 2 oz","public_title":"2 oz","options":["2 oz"],"price":6700,"weight":96,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":91,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":"","featured_media":{"alt":null,"id":20778293592160,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1000,"width":1000,"src":"\/\/yourundercarriage.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/YUPinkerPucker_11_13_20_copy.jpg?v=1645172342"}},"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[]}],"images":["\/\/yourundercarriage.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/YUPinkerPucker_11_13_20_copy.jpg?v=1645172342","\/\/yourundercarriage.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/puckerad_6_1a85411f-de06-47b4-97a4-a465dafb472b.jpg?v=1645172344"],"featured_image":"\/\/yourundercarriage.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/YUPinkerPucker_11_13_20_copy.jpg?v=1645172342","options":["Size"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":20778293592160,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1000,"width":1000,"src":"\/\/yourundercarriage.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/YUPinkerPucker_11_13_20_copy.jpg?v=1645172342"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1000,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/yourundercarriage.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/YUPinkerPucker_11_13_20_copy.jpg?v=1645172342","width":1000},{"alt":null,"id":20778293624928,"position":2,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":4450,"width":4450,"src":"\/\/yourundercarriage.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/puckerad_6_1a85411f-de06-47b4-97a4-a465dafb472b.jpg?v=1645172344"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":4450,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/yourundercarriage.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/puckerad_6_1a85411f-de06-47b4-97a4-a465dafb472b.jpg?v=1645172344","width":4450}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the world of Pinker Pucker where the desire for a pinker Starfish is no longer only for porn stars, strippers, kinky lovers or for those where the weird-train stops.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eThere’s no shortage of reasons to lighten \u0026amp; rejuvenate the anus.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003ePerhaps you’ve realized the need to spice things up in the bedroom \u0026amp; give your “luvah” a starry-eyed impression.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eAt your last visit to the doc, you overheard the snickering comparison of your posterior Hershey Highway to the Milky Way’s, Black Hole.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eThe passage of time, birthing a few bambinos \u0026amp; an umpteen consumption of beans, chili, coffee \u0026amp; vino have all been the demise of your Leather Donut, falling prey to the indelible stains of Brown Syndrome.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eSay, “Au revoir” to your embarrassing, Eye of the Storm.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eImprove your Sphincter Spectrum \u0026amp; delight in matching your spiffy new Bungholio to a shade of Cotton Candy Pink, at the paint aisle, of the home improvement shop.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eThis Hydroquinone-free formula is excellent news for your Ruched Canyon, since Hydroquinone’s been linked to Cancer \u0026amp; Ochronosis, a skin-thickening condition characterized by blue-black discoloration.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e(Cue:\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e“Don’t make my brown eye blue!”\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eSad face.)\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eFall in love with your new \u0026amp; improved Winkadoodle!\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eLet’s bleach some Bung, shall we?  (Net Weight: 2 oz)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Begin Accordion Snippet --\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\n.so-tab {\n    position: relative;\n    width: 100%;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    margin: 25px 0;\n  }\n  .so-tab label {\n    position: relative;\n    display: block;\n    padding: 0 25px 0 0;\n    margin-bottom: 15px;\n    line-height: normal;\n    cursor: pointer;\n    text-decoration: underline;\n  }\n  .so-tab input {\n    position: absolute;\n    opacity: 0;\n    z-index: -1;\n  }\n  .so-tab-content {\n    max-height: 0;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    transition: max-height .35s;\n  }\n  \/* :checked *\/\n  .so-tab input:checked ~ .so-tab-content {\n    max-height: none;\n  }\n  \/* Icon *\/\n  .so-tab label::after {\n    position: absolute;\n    right: 0;\n    top: 0;\n    display: block;\n    -webkit-transition: all .35s;\n    -o-transition: all .35s;\n    transition: all .35s;\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=checkbox] + label::after {\n    content: \"+\";\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=radio] + label::after {\n    content: \"\\25BC\";\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=checkbox]:checked + label::after {\n    transform: rotate(315deg);\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=radio]:checked + label::after {\n    transform: rotateX(180deg);\n  }\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMORE INFO\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-accordion-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab\"\u003e\n\u003cinput id=\"so-tab-1\" type=\"checkbox\" name=\"tabs\"\u003e \u003clabel for=\"so-tab-1\"\u003eDIRECTIONS\u003c\/label\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRemove hair for product absorption. Cleanse anal region with Muffin’N Caboose Wash’N Polish. Apply pea size of cream, 2X\/day. Put on knickers once cream is absorbed. Lightening is progressive over 6-8 weeks. Results vary. Use on external anal region ONLY. If irritation occurs, discontinue use \u0026amp; contact physician.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab\"\u003e\n\u003cinput id=\"so-tab-2\" type=\"checkbox\" name=\"tabs\"\u003e \u003clabel for=\"so-tab-2\"\u003eINGREDIENTS\u003c\/label\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAloe Vera Distillate, Kojic Acid, Undecylenoyl Phenylalanine, Ellagic Acid, Isoflavone, Piperlongumine, Pearl Powder, White Willow Bark, Azelaic Hyaluronate, Niacinamide, Alpha Arbutin, Xanthan Gum, Green Apple Stem Cells, Salicylic Acid, Lactic Acid, Methyl Sulphonylmethane, Licorice Root Extract, Aspen Bark Extract, Sunflower Oil, Vegetable Glycerin, Retinoic Acid, Propylene Glycol, Capryl Glycol, Fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab\"\u003e\n\u003cinput id=\"so-tab-3\" type=\"checkbox\" name=\"tabs\"\u003e \u003clabel for=\"so-tab-3\"\u003eWARNING\u003c\/label\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eResults vary. Do not use on broken skin. No hair removal during usage. Do not expose skin to UV rays. Store in cool, dry place. Consult physician for concerns. External use only. Avoid contact with all orifices \u0026amp; other body area(s) not intended for usage. If irritation becomes severe discontinue use. Side effects may include stinging \u0026amp;\/or skin peeling. Allergy spot test recommended. Do not use if pregnant or nursing. Adult use only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e"}

CANDY PITS Underarm Lightener

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CANDY PITS Underarm Lightener

{"id":6596953047136,"title":"CANDY PITS Underarm Lightener","handle":"candy-pits-underarm-lightener-new","description":"\u003cp\u003ePity the pits!  The hollow, unsung, concaved hero consisting of an artery, vein, part of the brachial plexus, lymph nodes \u0026amp; pockets of fat \u0026amp; tissue.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eSince it contains over 500K smelly sweat glands, it’s sadly neglected \u0026amp; treated like a stepchild.  Armpits don’t just have stubble, they also have feelings!  No longer feel embarrassed by your fugly little dents.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eThere’s hope for the underarms of the world \u0026amp; they’re taking back their gapped domains!\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eAfter years of neglect, abusive shaving, calcified buildup of layered, dead skin cells, excessive deodorant usage, constant rubbing \u0026amp; irritation of brassieres \u0026amp; civilizations of bacterial villages inhabiting the pits, they deserve a break. \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Cue:\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eEnter Candy Pits.)\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eThis not-so-hot body part becomes smooth, lighter, prettier \u0026amp; might we even say sexy?\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eConfidently, wear sleeveless clothes, walk tall \u0026amp; proud with dainty, new armpits!\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eRaise those arms high to the sky \u0026amp; show off the pits like an arrogant peacock!  (Volume: 2 fl oz)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Begin Accordion Snippet --\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\n.so-tab {\n    position: relative;\n    width: 100%;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    margin: 25px 0;\n  }\n  .so-tab label {\n    position: relative;\n    display: block;\n    padding: 0 25px 0 0;\n    margin-bottom: 15px;\n    line-height: normal;\n    cursor: pointer;\n    text-decoration: underline;\n  }\n  .so-tab input {\n    position: absolute;\n    opacity: 0;\n    z-index: -1;\n  }\n  .so-tab-content {\n    max-height: 0;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    transition: max-height .35s;\n  }\n  \/* :checked *\/\n  .so-tab input:checked ~ .so-tab-content {\n    max-height: none;\n  }\n  \/* Icon *\/\n  .so-tab label::after {\n    position: absolute;\n    right: 0;\n    top: 0;\n    display: block;\n    -webkit-transition: all .35s;\n    -o-transition: all .35s;\n    transition: all .35s;\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=checkbox] + label::after {\n    content: \"+\";\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=radio] + label::after {\n    content: \"\\25BC\";\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=checkbox]:checked + label::after {\n    transform: rotate(315deg);\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=radio]:checked + label::after {\n    transform: rotateX(180deg);\n  }\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMORE INFO\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-accordion-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab\"\u003e\n\u003cinput id=\"so-tab-1\" type=\"checkbox\" name=\"tabs\"\u003e \u003clabel for=\"so-tab-1\"\u003eDIRECTIONS\u003c\/label\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRemove hair for proper product absorption. 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Do not expose treated area to UV light.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab\"\u003e\n\u003cinput id=\"so-tab-2\" type=\"checkbox\" name=\"tabs\"\u003e \u003clabel for=\"so-tab-2\"\u003eINGREDIENTS\u003c\/label\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAloe Vera Distillate, Kojic Acid, Undecylenoyl Phenylalanine, Ellagic Acid, Isoflavone, Piperlongumine, Pearl Powder, White Willow Bark, Azelaic Hyaluronate, Niacinamide, Alpha Arbutin, Xanthan Gum, Green Apple Stem Cells, Salicylic Acid, Lactic Acid, Metyl Sulphonylmethane, Licorice Root Extract, Aspen Bark Extract, Sunflower Oil, Vegetable Glycerin, Retinoic Acid, Propylene Glycol, Capryl Glycol, Fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab\"\u003e\n\u003cinput id=\"so-tab-3\" type=\"checkbox\" name=\"tabs\"\u003e \u003clabel for=\"so-tab-3\"\u003eWARNING\u003c\/label\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eResults vary. 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 (Volume: 2 fl oz)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Begin Accordion Snippet --\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\n.so-tab {\n    position: relative;\n    width: 100%;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    margin: 25px 0;\n  }\n  .so-tab label {\n    position: relative;\n    display: block;\n    padding: 0 25px 0 0;\n    margin-bottom: 15px;\n    line-height: normal;\n    cursor: pointer;\n    text-decoration: underline;\n  }\n  .so-tab input {\n    position: absolute;\n    opacity: 0;\n    z-index: -1;\n  }\n  .so-tab-content {\n    max-height: 0;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    transition: max-height .35s;\n  }\n  \/* :checked *\/\n  .so-tab input:checked ~ .so-tab-content {\n    max-height: none;\n  }\n  \/* Icon *\/\n  .so-tab label::after {\n    position: absolute;\n    right: 0;\n    top: 0;\n    display: block;\n    -webkit-transition: all .35s;\n    -o-transition: all .35s;\n    transition: all .35s;\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=checkbox] + label::after {\n    content: \"+\";\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=radio] + label::after {\n    content: \"\\25BC\";\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=checkbox]:checked + label::after {\n    transform: rotate(315deg);\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=radio]:checked + label::after {\n    transform: rotateX(180deg);\n  }\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMORE INFO\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-accordion-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab\"\u003e\n\u003cinput id=\"so-tab-1\" type=\"checkbox\" name=\"tabs\"\u003e \u003clabel for=\"so-tab-1\"\u003eDIRECTIONS\u003c\/label\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRemove hair for proper product absorption. Cleanse skin with Muffin’N Caboose Wash. Dry underarms. Roll on thin layer. Allow product to absorb \u0026amp; dry. Don’t use with deodorant. Use 1x daily at bed time. Results will vary \u0026amp; are progressive, occurring between 4-6 weeks. Do not expose treated area to UV light.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab\"\u003e\n\u003cinput id=\"so-tab-2\" type=\"checkbox\" name=\"tabs\"\u003e \u003clabel for=\"so-tab-2\"\u003eINGREDIENTS\u003c\/label\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAloe Vera Distillate, Kojic Acid, Undecylenoyl Phenylalanine, Ellagic Acid, Isoflavone, Piperlongumine, Pearl Powder, White Willow Bark, Azelaic Hyaluronate, Niacinamide, Alpha Arbutin, Xanthan Gum, Green Apple Stem Cells, Salicylic Acid, Lactic Acid, Metyl Sulphonylmethane, Licorice Root Extract, Aspen Bark Extract, Sunflower Oil, Vegetable Glycerin, Retinoic Acid, Propylene Glycol, Capryl Glycol, Fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab\"\u003e\n\u003cinput id=\"so-tab-3\" type=\"checkbox\" name=\"tabs\"\u003e \u003clabel for=\"so-tab-3\"\u003eWARNING\u003c\/label\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eResults vary. Do not use on broken skin. No hair removal during usage. Do not expose skin to UV rays. Store in cool, dry place. Consult physician for concerns. External use only. Avoid contact with all orfices \u0026amp; other body area(s) not intended for usage. If irritation becomes severe discontinue use. Side effects may include stinging \u0026amp;\/or skin peeling. Allergy spot test recommended.Do not use if pregnant or nursing.Adult use only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e"}

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