PINKER PUCKER Anal Lightening Cream

{"id":6597072289888,"title":"PINKER PUCKER Anal Lightening Cream","handle":"pinker-pucker-anal-lightening-cream-new","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the world of Pinker Pucker where the desire for a pinker Starfish is no longer only for porn stars, strippers, kinky lovers or for those where the weird-train stops.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eThere’s no shortage of reasons to lighten \u0026amp; rejuvenate the anus.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003ePerhaps you’ve realized the need to spice things up in the bedroom \u0026amp; give your “luvah” a starry-eyed impression.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eAt your last visit to the doc, you overheard the snickering comparison of your posterior Hershey Highway to the Milky Way’s, Black Hole.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eThe passage of time, birthing a few bambinos \u0026amp; an umpteen consumption of beans, chili, coffee \u0026amp; vino have all been the demise of your Leather Donut, falling prey to the indelible stains of Brown Syndrome.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eSay, “Au revoir” to your embarrassing, Eye of the Storm.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eImprove your Sphincter Spectrum \u0026amp; delight in matching your spiffy new Bungholio to a shade of Cotton Candy Pink, at the paint aisle, of the home improvement shop.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eThis Hydroquinone-free formula is excellent news for your Ruched Canyon, since Hydroquinone’s been linked to Cancer \u0026amp; Ochronosis, a skin-thickening condition characterized by blue-black discoloration.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e(Cue:\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e“Don’t make my brown eye blue!”\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eSad face.)\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eFall in love with your new \u0026amp; improved Winkadoodle!\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eLet’s bleach some Bung, shall we?  (Net Weight: 2 oz)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Begin Accordion Snippet --\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\n.so-tab {\n    position: relative;\n    width: 100%;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    margin: 25px 0;\n  }\n  .so-tab label {\n    position: relative;\n    display: block;\n    padding: 0 25px 0 0;\n    margin-bottom: 15px;\n    line-height: normal;\n    cursor: pointer;\n    text-decoration: underline;\n  }\n  .so-tab input {\n    position: absolute;\n    opacity: 0;\n    z-index: -1;\n  }\n  .so-tab-content {\n    max-height: 0;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    transition: max-height .35s;\n  }\n  \/* :checked *\/\n  .so-tab input:checked ~ .so-tab-content {\n    max-height: none;\n  }\n  \/* Icon *\/\n  .so-tab label::after {\n    position: absolute;\n    right: 0;\n    top: 0;\n    display: block;\n    -webkit-transition: all .35s;\n    -o-transition: all .35s;\n    transition: all .35s;\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=checkbox] + label::after {\n    content: \"+\";\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=radio] + label::after {\n    content: \"\\25BC\";\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=checkbox]:checked + label::after {\n    transform: rotate(315deg);\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=radio]:checked + label::after {\n    transform: rotateX(180deg);\n  }\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMORE INFO\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-accordion-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab\"\u003e\n\u003cinput id=\"so-tab-1\" type=\"checkbox\" name=\"tabs\"\u003e \u003clabel for=\"so-tab-1\"\u003eDIRECTIONS\u003c\/label\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRemove hair for product absorption. 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 (Net Weight: 2 oz)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Begin Accordion Snippet --\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\u003c!--\n.so-tab {\n    position: relative;\n    width: 100%;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    margin: 25px 0;\n  }\n  .so-tab label {\n    position: relative;\n    display: block;\n    padding: 0 25px 0 0;\n    margin-bottom: 15px;\n    line-height: normal;\n    cursor: pointer;\n    text-decoration: underline;\n  }\n  .so-tab input {\n    position: absolute;\n    opacity: 0;\n    z-index: -1;\n  }\n  .so-tab-content {\n    max-height: 0;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    transition: max-height .35s;\n  }\n  \/* :checked *\/\n  .so-tab input:checked ~ .so-tab-content {\n    max-height: none;\n  }\n  \/* Icon *\/\n  .so-tab label::after {\n    position: absolute;\n    right: 0;\n    top: 0;\n    display: block;\n    -webkit-transition: all .35s;\n    -o-transition: all .35s;\n    transition: all .35s;\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=checkbox] + label::after {\n    content: \"+\";\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=radio] + label::after {\n    content: \"\\25BC\";\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=checkbox]:checked + label::after {\n    transform: rotate(315deg);\n  }\n  .so-tab input[type=radio]:checked + label::after {\n    transform: rotateX(180deg);\n  }\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMORE INFO\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-accordion-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab\"\u003e\n\u003cinput id=\"so-tab-1\" type=\"checkbox\" name=\"tabs\"\u003e \u003clabel for=\"so-tab-1\"\u003eDIRECTIONS\u003c\/label\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRemove hair for product absorption. Cleanse anal region with Muffin’N Caboose Wash’N Polish. Apply pea size of cream, 2X\/day. Put on knickers once cream is absorbed. Lightening is progressive over 6-8 weeks. Results vary. Use on external anal region ONLY. If irritation occurs, discontinue use \u0026amp; contact physician.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab\"\u003e\n\u003cinput id=\"so-tab-2\" type=\"checkbox\" name=\"tabs\"\u003e \u003clabel for=\"so-tab-2\"\u003eINGREDIENTS\u003c\/label\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAloe Vera Distillate, Kojic Acid, Undecylenoyl Phenylalanine, Ellagic Acid, Isoflavone, Piperlongumine, Pearl Powder, White Willow Bark, Azelaic Hyaluronate, Niacinamide, Alpha Arbutin, Xanthan Gum, Green Apple Stem Cells, Salicylic Acid, Lactic Acid, Methyl Sulphonylmethane, Licorice Root Extract, Aspen Bark Extract, Sunflower Oil, Vegetable Glycerin, Retinoic Acid, Propylene Glycol, Capryl Glycol, Fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab\"\u003e\n\u003cinput id=\"so-tab-3\" type=\"checkbox\" name=\"tabs\"\u003e \u003clabel for=\"so-tab-3\"\u003eWARNING\u003c\/label\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eResults vary. Do not use on broken skin. No hair removal during usage. Do not expose skin to UV rays. Store in cool, dry place. Consult physician for concerns. External use only. Avoid contact with all orifices \u0026amp; other body area(s) not intended for usage. If irritation becomes severe discontinue use. Side effects may include stinging \u0026amp;\/or skin peeling. Allergy spot test recommended. Do not use if pregnant or nursing. Adult use only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e"}

PINKER PUCKER Anal Lightening Cream

Welcome to the world of Pinker Pucker where the desire for a pinker Starfish is no longer only for porn stars, strippers, kinky lovers or for those where the weird-train stops. There’s no shortage of reasons to lighten & rejuvenate the anus. Perhaps you’ve realized the need to spice things up in the bedroom & give your “luvah” a starry-eyed impression. At your last visit to the doc, you overheard the snickering comparison of your posterior Hershey Highway to the Milky Way’s, Black Hole. The passage of time, birthing a few bambinos & an umpteen consumption of beans, chili, coffee & vino have all been the demise of your Leather Donut, falling prey to the indelible stains of Brown Syndrome. Say, “Au revoir” to your embarrassing, Eye of the Storm. Improve your Sphincter Spectrum & delight in matching your spiffy new Bungholio to a shade of Cotton Candy Pink, at the paint aisle, of the home improvement shop. This Hydroquinone-free formula is excellent news for your Ruched Canyon, since Hydroquinone’s been linked to Cancer & Ochronosis, a skin-thickening condition characterized by blue-black discoloration. (Cue: “Don’t make my brown eye blue!” Sad face.) Fall in love with your new & improved Winkadoodle! Let’s bleach some Bung, shall we? (Net Weight: 2 oz)

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DIRECTIONS

Remove hair for product absorption. Cleanse anal region with Muffin’N Caboose Wash’N Polish. Apply pea size of cream, 2X/day. Put on knickers once cream is absorbed. Lightening is progressive over 6-8 weeks. Results vary. Use on external anal region ONLY. If irritation occurs, discontinue use & contact physician.

INGREDIENTS

Aloe Vera Distillate, Kojic Acid, Undecylenoyl Phenylalanine, Ellagic Acid, Isoflavone, Piperlongumine, Pearl Powder, White Willow Bark, Azelaic Hyaluronate, Niacinamide, Alpha Arbutin, Xanthan Gum, Green Apple Stem Cells, Salicylic Acid, Lactic Acid, Methyl Sulphonylmethane, Licorice Root Extract, Aspen Bark Extract, Sunflower Oil, Vegetable Glycerin, Retinoic Acid, Propylene Glycol, Capryl Glycol, Fragrance.

WARNING

Results vary. Do not use on broken skin. No hair removal during usage. Do not expose skin to UV rays. Store in cool, dry place. Consult physician for concerns. External use only. Avoid contact with all orifices & other body area(s) not intended for usage. If irritation becomes severe discontinue use. Side effects may include stinging &/or skin peeling. Allergy spot test recommended. Do not use if pregnant or nursing. Adult use only.

PINKER PUCKER Anal Lightening Cream

PINKER PUCKER Anal Lightening Cream

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