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CANDY PITS Underarm Lightener

CANDY PITS Underarm Lightener

Pity the pits!  The hollow, unsung, concaved hero consisting of an artery, vein, part of the brachial plexus, lymph nodes & pockets of fat & tissue.  Since it contains over 500K smelly sweat glands, it’s sadly neglected & treated like a stepchild.  Armpits don’t just have stubble, they also have feelings!  No longer feel embarrassed by your fugly little dents.  There’s hope for the underarms of the world & they’re taking back their gapped domains!  After years of neglect, abusive shaving, calcified buildup of layered, dead skin cells, excessive deodorant usage, constant rubbing & irritation of brassieres & civilizations of bacterial villages inhabiting the pits, they deserve a break.  (Cue:  Enter Candy Pits.)  This not-so-hot body part becomes smooth, lighter, prettier & might we even say sexy?  Confidently, wear sleeveless clothes, walk tall & proud with dainty, new armpits!  Raise those arms high to the sky & show off the pits like an arrogant peacock!  (Volume: 2 fl oz)



Remove hair for proper product absorption. Cleanse skin with Muffin’N Caboose Wash. Dry underarms. Roll on thin layer. Allow product to absorb & dry. Don’t use with deodorant. Use 1x daily at bed time. Results will vary & are progressive, occurring between 4-6 weeks. Do not expose treated area to UV light.

Aloe Vera Distillate, Kojic Acid, Undecylenoyl Phenylalanine, Ellagic Acid, Isoflavone, Piperlongumine, Pearl Powder, White Willow Bark, Azelaic Hyaluronate, Niacinamide, Alpha Arbutin, Xanthan Gum, Green Apple Stem Cells, Salicylic Acid, Lactic Acid, Metyl Sulphonylmethane, Licorice Root Extract, Aspen Bark Extract, Sunflower Oil, Vegetable Glycerin, Retinoic Acid, Propylene Glycol, Capryl Glycol, Fragrance.

Results vary. Do not use on broken skin. No hair removal during usage. Do not expose skin to UV rays. Store in cool, dry place. Consult physician for concerns. External use only. Avoid contact with all orfices & other body area(s) not intended for usage. If irritation becomes severe discontinue use. Side effects may include stinging &/or skin peeling. Allergy spot test recommended.Do not use if pregnant or nursing.Adult use only.

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