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PINKER PUCKER Anal Lightening Cream

PINKER PUCKER Anal Lightening Cream

Welcome to the world of Pinker Pucker where the desire for a pinker Starfish is no longer only for porn stars, strippers, kinky lovers or for those where the weird-train stops.  There’s no shortage of reasons to lighten & rejuvenate the anus.  Perhaps you’ve realized the need to spice things up in the bedroom & give your “luvah” a starry-eyed impression.  At your last visit to the doc, you overheard the snickering comparison of your posterior Hershey Highway to the Milky Way’s, Black Hole.  The passage of time, birthing a few bambinos & an umpteen consumption of beans, chili, coffee & vino have all been the demise of your Leather Donut, falling prey to the indelible stains of Brown Syndrome.  Say, “Au revoir” to your embarrassing, Eye of the Storm.  Improve your Sphincter Spectrum & delight in matching your spiffy new Bungholio to a shade of Cotton Candy Pink, at the paint aisle, of the home improvement shop.  This Hydroquinone-free formula is excellent news for your Ruched Canyon, since Hydroquinone’s been linked to Cancer & Ochronosis, a skin-thickening condition characterized by blue-black discoloration.  (Cue:  “Don’t make my brown eye blue!”  Sad face.)  Fall in love with your new & improved Winkadoodle!  Let’s bleach some Bung, shall we?  (Net Weight: 2 oz)



Remove hair for product absorption. Cleanse anal region with Muffin’N Caboose Wash’N Polish. Apply pea size of cream, 2X/day. Put on knickers once cream is absorbed. Lightening is progressive over 6-8 weeks. Results vary. Use on external anal region ONLY. If irritation occurs, discontinue use & contact physician.

Aloe Vera Distillate, Kojic Acid, Undecylenoyl Phenylalanine, Ellagic Acid, Isoflavone, Piperlongumine, Pearl Powder, White Willow Bark, Azelaic Hyaluronate, Niacinamide, Alpha Arbutin, Xanthan Gum, Green Apple Stem Cells, Salicylic Acid, Lactic Acid, Methyl Sulphonylmethane, Licorice Root Extract, Aspen Bark Extract, Sunflower Oil, Vegetable Glycerin, Retinoic Acid, Propylene Glycol, Capryl Glycol, Fragrance.

Results vary. Do not use on broken skin. No hair removal during usage. Do not expose skin to UV rays. Store in cool, dry place. Consult physician for concerns. External use only. Avoid contact with all orifices & other body area(s) not intended for usage. If irritation becomes severe discontinue use. Side effects may include stinging &/or skin peeling. Allergy spot test recommended. Do not use if pregnant or nursing. Adult use only.

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